Minor Free is She

Today is the day that Kalong Mak turned 18. Finally! She and I have been waiting for this all summer long. But I can't believe, at this very moment, that she is probably going to ditch me on her own birthday when she knows we've planned it for like probably 05 months already. You know what, if I find out that she's with her boyfriend, then I'll know what to expect next year if they're still together then. If she's with her parents, then it's all good and we can just hang tomorrow. And last but not least, if she's sleeping, I am going to like give her the most painful 18 punches EVER. Ditching me for sleep is just like ditching your family for drugs. >.> I don't know but don't think of that in a wrong sense, because it wasn't meant to be a bad example. (ha ha?) Anyway! She is minor free! Legal. Legit. And all those craptastical words that the American Language Associations have adopted for years. So if she really does think like I hope she does half of the time at least, she'll know that if she ditches me today, she won't be getting her present. I hope she finally knows that and makes a decent decision, present-wise. >:P

~~~Loves her, Jasmine.